GeneaHumor

 

1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?
2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated
3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap..
8. Genealogists don't die ... they just lose their census.
9. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
10. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?
11. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
12. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
13. It's the 21st Century... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?
14. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control
15. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots
16. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
17. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
18. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it
19. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples
20. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
21. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
22. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it
23. Genealogists are time unravelers
24. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!
25. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
26. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family
27. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor
28. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand
29. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
30. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days
31. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower
32. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress
33. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
34. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
35. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.
36. Many a family tree needs pruning
37. Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
38. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
39. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
40. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
41. Genealogists live in the past lane
42. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
43. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
44. Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
45. Always willing to share my ignorance....
46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
47. Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
48. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
49. I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist!
50. SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!