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  1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?
  2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated
  3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
  4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
  5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
  6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
  7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap..
  8. Genealogists don't die ... they just lose their census.
  9. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
  10. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?
  11. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
  12. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
  13. It's the 21st Century... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?
  14. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control
  15. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots
  16. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
  17. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
  18. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it
  19. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples
  20. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
  21. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
  22. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it
  23. Genealogists are time unravelers
  24. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!
  25. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
  26. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family
  27. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor
  28. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand
  29. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
  30. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days
  31. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower
  32. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress
  33. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
  34. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
  35. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.
  36. Many a family tree needs pruning
  37. Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
  38. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
  39. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
  40. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
  41. Genealogists live in the past lane
  42. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
  43. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
  44. Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
  45. Always willing to share my ignorance....
  46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
  47. Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
  48. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
  49. I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist!
  50. SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!
 
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